I'm a total idiot.

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While I don't enjoy laughing at others misfortunes, I had tears running down my face from laughing so much. Thank you for brightening a rainy day.

I've broken a few toes over the years and can empathize completely with your pain. I hope you recover soon.

p.s. You're not related to Mr Bean are you?

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I feel like I just read a Raymond Carver story

Sounds pretty harsh though. Why were you juggling knives if you don't know how to juggle? I started with bean bags and never really graduated on to anything else.

Is the toe crooked? If so you might want to get that set. Otherwise, it's just a toe and it will heal. And clean your foot REALLY well, so we don't have to hear about it being self-amputated because of gangrene.