posted on Feb, 26 2013 @ 07:48 PM
I would create all these amazing, intelligent alien races on planets everywhere, I'd make about 80% of all the planets to be full of lifeforms like
earth is. I'd create lush, tropical Jungle like worlds next to barren, unholy wastelands. All with unique political and economic systems, from Huge,
Rural plague pit planets, all the way to advanced, technologically superior, imperialist Utopias.
One one side of the universe id spark the communist revolutions, on the other side I'd spark some capitalist revolutions and let them meet in the
middle to see what happens.
Then, when everyone is distracted with petty feuds between themselves I would quietly create the humans, I'd make them Naive and gullible enough to
follow my divine words and materialistic and greedy enough to act out my wishes for cheap shiny things, then I'd gently nudge them towards a global
dictatorship and make them believe they are free when they are actually trapped, cogs in a well oiled machine.
In this universe I'd actually play an active role in life so in my mind that already makes me a better god than Yahweh...
Eventually Earth would resemble North Korea (or rather, what the western media tells us North Korea is like anyway). and I'd tell my minions to
invade and enslave all the other alien races I previously made.
I would do all of this just to see how all the different species would deal with the human aggression.
The intellectual skleeurm people wouldn't stand a chance against a planet of natural born warriors and military strategists...
But its just a thought...
Eventually I would probably get bored and leave for a while and I'd imagine without my influence the human empire would collapse and the humans would
inevitably retreat back to earth, a few catastrophic wars in earth and the human society would collapse, a few thousand years later and the humans
would have completely forgotten their former glory, completely forgotten me, by this point they would already be worshiping false idols blindly with
only a few pyramid shaped buildings in a desert and stone built civilizations remaining.
Of course the alien races we conquered would never forget the war crimes committed by humans and would silently watch us from a distance, waiting for
the day we rise again.