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posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 01:23 PM
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Originally posted by cody599
I'm from the south and was working up north, I asked for butter on my toast but accent made it come out batter, that was an interesting 5 minutes


Wrong part of the north then. I think you would have instantly got what you wanted in New England.




posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 01:27 PM
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I'm moving over if they can understand me

Grab the Glenmorangie Intrepid it's gonna one hell of a night



posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 01:42 PM
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Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599



a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.
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Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.



go ahead. you'll find in right next to the budha.


You keep buddha in your fridge

Take him out fast, he has better chat up lines


that's not what she said, after i took her out fast.
funnily enough she also kept calling the name of some deity or other over and over.


anyway not the buddha dude, the budha - you know the stuff you spread on toast.
who ever heard of spreading the buddha on your toast? sick!



meanwhile, who needs budha when you got jesus, eh?
(they even got his colour right.
)


Point conceded
Loved your replies
I'm from the south and was working up north, I asked for butter on my toast but accent made it come out batter, that was an interesting 5 minutes


it is good to laugh cody.

i thought you were going to say you ended up with batter on your toes.

btw that 'chat-up' line is gold, even though i did not invent it for that purpose.
following the encounter the girl kept looking over at me and smiling. class!

whoop whoop!



posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by OutonaLimb

Originally posted by cody599



a thought occured and approaching the girl i said, -'i was just having a debate with myself as to whether you'd look better in that dress or out of it...and guess what?' -'what?' -'i won', and i went back to my drink.
reply to post by OutonaLimb
 



Nah. If I want cheese I'll look in the fridge.



go ahead. you'll find in right next to the budha.


You keep buddha in your fridge

Take him out fast, he has better chat up lines


that's not what she said, after i took her out fast.
funnily enough she also kept calling the name of some deity or other over and over.


anyway not the buddha dude, the budha - you know the stuff you spread on toast.
who ever heard of spreading the buddha on your toast? sick!



meanwhile, who needs budha when you got jesus, eh?
(they even got his colour right.
)


Point conceded
Loved your replies
I'm from the south and was working up north, I asked for butter on my toast but accent made it come out batter, that was an interesting 5 minutes


it is good to laugh cody.

i thought you were going to say you ended up with batter on your toes.

btw that 'chat-up' line is gold, even though i did not invent it for that purpose.
following the encounter the girl kept looking over at me and smiling. class!

whoop whoop!


Get in there
this might help






posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 02:22 PM
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As the post quotes get longer I'm getting vertigo from the 3-d effect.
edit on 23-2-2013 by rockymcgilicutty because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 02:24 PM
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My best answer yet and totally true




You have true love. Happy Anniversary. And may you be blessed with many more. What is your best advice for a good relationship? edit on 23-2-2013 by crappiekat because: (no reason given) Many thanks crappiecat Best advice ? Total and complete honesty with each other, when you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear


Cody



posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 02:26 PM
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Me too
don't know what happened there
kinda cool though



posted on Feb, 23 2013 @ 05:01 PM
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ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ

- Unknown



posted on Feb, 24 2013 @ 02:12 AM
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"Life is an overrated waste of time that should be cancelled due to lack of interest." - Me



posted on Feb, 24 2013 @ 02:13 AM
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My 12 year old always says he is a human doing and not a human being ,true

my other fav is in my signature.
edit on 24/2/2013 by maryhinge because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 24 2013 @ 01:14 PM
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"Debunk this!!!", by all the idiots posting videos of chinese lanterns.

"Chinese lanterns, yeah right", by all the idiots upon being presented with overwhelming evidence that said videos do indeed show chinese lanterns.

Never get bored of those two.
edit on 24-2-2013 by merkins because: typo



posted on Feb, 24 2013 @ 01:38 PM
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Long ago on ATS I said something that went like this to someone who was off in the deep end...

"Please do us all a favor and put yourself on ignore and then nobody has to read your posts."



posted on Feb, 24 2013 @ 03:41 PM
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Rome had by no means died. It was now like McDonalds, creating franchises, to promote divide and conquer warfare.


by protoplasmic traveler



posted on Feb, 24 2013 @ 04:22 PM
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I would bet that the kitchen is probably the room women are least like to be raped in.
-Me.

This was from a thread about the reasons for rape.



posted on Mar, 13 2013 @ 11:23 PM
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Here's one the floats around a lot: Use the search bar


www.abovetopsecret.com...





Actually, it's good to another one of these...





posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:02 AM
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"When there is love, there is no duty. When you love someone, you share everything with him/her - your property, your troubles, your anxiety, your joy. You do not dominate - You are not the man and she the woman... When there is Love, this word "duty" disappears."



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:03 AM
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"No society wants you to become wise: it is against the investment of all societies. If people are wise they cannot be exploited. If they are intelligent they cannot be subjugated, they cannot be forced into a mechanical life, to live like robots. They will assert themselves -- they will assert their individuality. They will have the fragrance of rebellion around them; they will want to live in freedom.



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:03 AM
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"For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?"



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 07:04 AM
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Freedom comes with wisdom, intrinsically -- they are inseparable -- and no society wants people to be free. The communist society, the fascist society, the capitalist society, the Hindu, the Mohammedan, the Christian -- no society likes people to use their own intelligence because the moment they start using their intelligence they become dangerous, dangerous to the establishment, dangerous to the people who are in power, dangerous to the "haves"; dangerous to all kinds of oppression, exploitation, suppression; dangerous to the churches, dangerous to the states, dangerous to the nations.






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