ATS Member QUOTES (Favs)

Originally posted by watchitburn
Found another one.
Wow, whining about whiners who whine about whiners...... It's like one of those mirrors facing another mirror

By Operation Mindcrime.

haha thats classic...nice addition!

Originally posted by maxrockerfella
reply to post by Sly1one

 

How can I soar like an Eagle whilst I am surrounded by turkeys?

Soaring is over rated... ever hear of a chicken getting sucked into the intake of a 747?

"Google Danial Pearman, he is a peace-activist too."

I see great quotes by members all the time. Just earlier today...

Right. Also, I think angels would have better spelling and grammar.

by
Soylent Green Is People

... after a marginally literate member was claiming to be an angel... I dunno, it just hit me funny.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

--Albert Einstein.

Rebel V

A man once said: Sometimes life can seem like a can of bake beans, sealed inside a can once opened we cook them then eat, That man that quoted this was retarded.

BernardS.

My football coach always used to tell us, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog." True dat.

"I can learn but I cant be taught" me

reply to post by TiM3LoRd

Or my favorite "You are the most brilliant idiot that I have ever met!" - My ex-wife to me...

Originally posted by madmac5150
reply to post by TiM3LoRd

 

Or my favorite "You are the most brilliant idiot that I have ever met!" - My ex-wife to me...

well then I guess she is an ex for good reason

also my sig
There are no words to describe the disappointment I feel in belonging to a species with so much potential and so little vision - Me

Originally posted by TiM3LoRd
"I can learn but I cant be taught" me

This one is awesome...I'm stealing it!!! k thx!

Originally posted by Sly1one

Originally posted by TiM3LoRd
"I can learn but I cant be taught" me

This one is awesome...I'm stealing it!!! k thx!

All yours lol

"When the bottom is falling out of your world, drink Guinness... and the world will fall out of your bottom"

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by madmac5150


Soaring is over rated... ever hear of a chicken getting sucked into the intake of a 747?

This one right here just made the top of my list!

And my own in my signature.

This is the best of mine that I could remember at the moment.

Squirrel selects Romney as 2012 election winner

"Well, it's decided then. No need for any more polls or debates. The squirrel has chosen Romney as the next President of the United States. No ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And as we all now know from the latest election, squirrels never lie.

"Would you like to start a company with me? It's going to revolve around fitting your foot in your mouth and making microwavable crow soup. With every purchase you get one free DERP bumper sticker."
-Domo1

"It was a weather Balloon"..........US Army, 1947.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"...............US President Bill Clinton.

"They misunderestimated me."...............George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000.

"Clean up your own backyard before you peer over the fence to criticise the state of your neighbours backyard" - me.

Originally posted by Sublimecraft

"Clean up your own backyard before you peer over the fence to criticise the state of your neighbours backyard" - me.

I like this one...its like a Sublimecraft twist on "judge not lest ye be judged"

"Beware of enterprises requiring new clothes" - Mark Twain

"The Gods do not deduct from man's allotted time on Earth, those hours spent in sailing"
- The Phoenicians

Turns out space is really big!
-signalfire

and below:

Mother Teresa said a lot of wonderfully wise and insightful things but my favourite is this:
The poor must know we loved them.

I also like what I saw in the Post A Funny Pic thread:
Some people are so poor the only thing they have is money.


When you are doing it tough:
More manure for this rose garden where only friends know how to pick me up and avoid the thorns.


Much Peace...