posted on Feb, 19 2013 @ 03:24 AM
I initially wrote this about seven years ago as a joke, but its proven true time and time over. So, I thought I'd share it. I parodied this from
the Old King James version of the original Ten Commandments.
And the Gold spake none of these words, so the Government spake for it, saying,
We are the Government of the Gold thy God,
which have brought thee into the land of America,
out of their house of bondage, into our own.
Thou shalt worship no God before the Gold.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in
the water under the earth: thou shalt worhip our graven images;
thou shalt bow down thyself to them, and serve them, for the Gold is a jealous God, and visits the poverty of thy fathers upon thy children
unto the third and fourth generation of they who follow us not;
and showing mercy unto thousands of them that possess Gold, and keep our commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Government of thy Gold in vain: for the Government will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in
Remember the working day, to keep the Gold holy.
Seven days thou shalt labor, and do all of our work.
Sevens days are the working days of the Gold thy God: in them thou shalt do any work commanded of thou, thy son, thy daughter, thy manservant,
thy maidservant, thy cattle, and thy stranger that is within our borders:
For the Gold bought heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested on no day: and neither shall the working man know rest.
Honor thy Government and its Policies, that thy days may be long upon the land which the Gold thy God giveth thee.
Thou shalt not kill without Government sanction.
Thou shalt not commit adultery without a condom.
Thou shalt not steal unless thy theft be from thy worker, which shall be known as Tax.
Thou shalt bear false witness against thy neighbor, lest the blame fall on you.
Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife, and his manservant, and his maidservant, and his ox, and
his ass, and any thing that is thy neighbor's.