Funny Newspaper Headlines And Snippets

Well its monday morning. And we all need a bit of a smile on a monday don't we?. So i thought i would share a few funny newspaper stories. I know some may have seen them before but hey, heres a reminder

Yes remind me never to give those my money for a reading
Good job! At least we now know that camoflage does actually work
It can happen if your not carefull you know
Grab yourself a bargain while the recessions on. Give the mattress a swerve though
No thanks. A diet pepsi for me
Really?
The less said about this the better i reckon
The war against terrorism is not just fought with hi tech machines you know..A good ole size 9 is just as good! Thanks for dropping by And have a lovely day where ever you are

Jay? Jay Leno, is that you?

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reply to post by DaTroof


Just a quick internet seach lol. The last ones my favourite though!

reply to post by TheDoctor46


Haha nice! I especially like the personal ad that says "WANTED: somebody to go back in time with me." It almost sounds romantic until he mentions "Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed."

I would love to take him up on that offer though ...he assures us that it is "not a joke."

reply to post by NarcolepticBuddha


Yes lol. It could be a member of ATS. The bring own weapons bit certainly does sound interesting though

reply to post by TheDoctor46


He has the means to travel back in time, but doesn't have the cash to provide you with weapons and can't pay you up front...sounds like an ATS member to me

Wanted someone to go back in time..

wasn't that the add that the movie was based off ... Safety not Guaranteed

Love and harmony
Whateva

Nice one Doc
The lads at work enjoyed those cheers
SnF my friend

Thanks Doctor,

Those made my day, almost choked on my lunch though!!!

Loved the Diana one....Don't newspapers have editors?

reply to post by cody599


Your welcome cody. Glad it made you smile

reply to post by Teye22


Yea the diana one is quite bizarre for a major newspaper. The editor must of been drinking or on holiday!. Thanks for dropping by