posted on Feb, 16 2013 @ 02:44 PM
That's strange, I had heard that the so-called meteor in Russia was in fact a spaceship dispatched by the Alliance of Clever Aliens to take out the
asteroid that was about to hit Middlemarch-in-the-bog - a small village in Wessex which as we all surely know is the home of the Ruler of the
The stupid Russians thinking it was a mutant star goat fired a HAARP missile at it and destroyed it.
But, fortunately, before the Russians blew it up, the aliens had managed to launch a very very very small bomb which hit the asteroid and diverted
it's trajectory by 0.001 degrees meaning it missed Earth altogether.
We were very lucky. But the Russians have much to answer for - not least, will the aliens help us next time?
edit on 16-2-2013 by AndyMayhew
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