I was sitting on my porch Saturday morning contemplating all of the news reports I’ve heard about gun violence. I believe there is an active
conspiracy to mislead us! It occurred to me that no scientific study has conclusively disproved the myth that guns kill people, so I set out to do
just that. Bear with me….it gets better!
I wanted to create the perfect conditions for a gun to kill someone so I set out to find a great location with a lot of victims. Because I live in a
rural area, I decided to take a ride to a friend’s house in Dallas. There just happened to be many people (men, women, and a lot of children) out
enjoying the nice weather. It was time to begin.
I started out with one tiny little pistol
. I figured this gun had the least chance of killing someone.
I left the little guy on the porch fully loaded for exactly one hour…no one died! I then decided to up the stakes so I put 3 loaded pistols
on the porch. One of them was the infamous 40cal. I knew I’d see results!
Another hour past and nothing happened. I decided to spend 30 minutes taunting the guns to elicit a violent response. I called them every 4 letter
word I could think of. I even slapped the big one a few times while berating it…NOTHING happened! So far this experiment was a success.
It was time to step up to the extremely dangerous ASSAULT RIFLE!
I loaded 25 rounds of 5.56mm +P ammunition into a HI CAPACITY MAGAZINE, charged a round into the chamber and set it on the front porch with the SAFETY
OFF (maybe that was the problem). I elevated the rifle by resting it across the arms of a chair so it could see all of the children at play. If
anything was going to happen, now was the time.
1 hour later – NOTHING!
By this time I was convinced that I had been lied to by the government. I couldn’t replicate the gun violence I’d read about so many times! It was
time for the FINAL TEST!
I put 5 high powered, fully loaded ASSAULT RIFLES and a sub-machine gun loaded with 100 rounds
on the porch facing people!! Surely this would
spark a mass shooting!!
I was left scratching my head…
How had these dangerous ‘tools of war’ not killed dozens and wounded hundreds more? I had all the right ammo loaded, I had them in public, I had
them near men, women and lots of children, I even taunted them and tried to provoke them into action, but nothing at all happened.
I think this proves that we’ve been lied to…
Guns DON’T kill people after all.
I’ve got to run…I’m starting a new experiment with spoons this afternoon. I’ve heard they cause many American’s to become obese.
edit on 16-2-2013 by seabag because: (no reason given)