The Lushes Limerick

As I sit here, partaking in my preferred vice, poetic inklings and neurons are lubricated. I submit to you ATS [in my first thread] my old drunken ditty; The Lushes Limerick.

Us Lushes can pound a whole case
Beer bonging them straight to our face
Whether playing Beirut
Or in chugging das boot
No mere mortal can match our pace

Beirut = Beer Pong

May you all have a productive, if not intoxicated Presidents day weekend; regardless of affiliation.