Happy Valentines Day ATS!

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posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:03 PM
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You know it's Valentine's day when your beer starts tasting like tears. I will be spending the remainder of the day with my girlfriend, my laptop. Let me live vicariously through you and experience a shred of happiness on this lonely day, tell me your plans or join me in a night of drunken web surfing. Let's mock the happy people together.




posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:09 PM
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I thought I could avoid it on ATS......
I hate you Domo

I hope for everyone who has a valentine has wasted lots of money on pink #e..oh well at least you may get banged tonight.
From a lonely Boymonkey


(first time in 10 years single)

Anyhow it is all a con invented by Hallmark to sell cards oh and florists. Bah Lovebug.
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posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:14 PM
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I see the potential for a pretty lively Singles Party in this thread tonight...here's my offering to the Domo's bar...



And, of course....this...




Des



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:15 PM
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Sorry buddy but hey, at least you have me to keep you company. Oh wait, that's just rubbing salt in the wound.

If anyone asks we're single today because we refuse to lay down our cash for a holiday invented to bolster the card companies coffers.



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:19 PM
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Thank you Des! We were running low on cheese. I had to eat a lot with my whine.

Everyone else feel free to help fill the tub!




posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:19 PM
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Yes that's right nothing to do with being broken sad human beings......
we choose to be single.
In fact FO all you ladies who just want a person to be rich and will not go on a date because I have a cool Mustache.
We should come up with a single person day where we rub it in to unhappy couples that we can do what we like when we like.

PS...anyone know any single redheaded girls?



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:23 PM
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PS...anyone know any single redheaded girls?


Oh how I wish that I did. Love redheads.

I like your idea about singles day. We should have it on the 13th. Throw a huge bash. Perhaps meat a nice lady and then not have to spend this horrid holiday alone sobbing into our keyboards.



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:24 PM
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Hey guys, can i join the party.
Another valentines day on my own, so i thought i would drop by.

Pass the Tequila Des



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:27 PM
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reply to post by andypb
 


Everyone is welcome! Except those filthy couples out there. I've half a mind to do some naked restaurant streaking.



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:29 PM
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Let me get a few drinks down me first, then i might join you



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by andypb
reply to post by Domo1
 




Let me get a few drinks down me first, then i might join you


Here ya go Andy....let me know when you need more.....




Des



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posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:41 PM
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More drinks anyone





Thanks Des
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posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:46 PM
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Originally posted by Domo1
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Everyone is welcome! Except those filthy couples out there. I've half a mind to do some naked restaurant streaking.


Following Domo...with camera in hand...for those pics or it didn't happen moments....


Des



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by Domo1
reply to post by Destinyone
 


Thank you Des! We were running low on cheese. I had to eat a lot with my whine.

Everyone else feel free to help fill the tub!



Glad you got that pic...right before my Bubbly Bath.....


I snitched that pic for my files Domo...it's too cool....

Des



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 06:56 PM
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This party could get us banned.
Just don't take any pics of anything unidentified.



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 07:03 PM
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For all my single peeps tonight, a special bouquet of bacon roses!



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 07:11 PM
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First valentine alone in 34 years.

Never thought that could happen.



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 07:17 PM
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Des and I just streaked an Olive Garden. Breadsticks were thrown. Off to Outback steakhouse!



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 07:20 PM
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Originally posted by Night Star
First valentine alone in 34 years.

Never thought that could happen.


I know, its not easy, been on my own for a while now


But hey, come on in and join the party



posted on Feb, 14 2013 @ 07:21 PM
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Originally posted by Domo1
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Des and I just streaked an Olive Garden. Breadsticks were thrown. Off to Outback steakhouse!



Pics or it didn't happen





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