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Please stop folding up around my crotch.
Sincerely, a girl who looks like she has a penis.
Dear person who just handed me a 'save the trees' leaflet,
your handing out paper?
Sincerely, how ironic
Dear Three little pigs,
I've upgraded from huffing and puffing to throwing these little angry birds at your weak house
Sincerely, wolf that keeps up with the times.
Dear big brother,
Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and I dented it? I thought you'd kill me, but you didn't. And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say, "I told you so." But you didn't. Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me, but you didn't. And remember the time I forgot to tell you the wedding was formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd yell at me, but you didn't. Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do, But you put up with me, and you loved me, and you protected me. There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
Sincerely, ...but you didn't.