reply to post by Common Good
If I could give you anymore stars I would... Well said...
Glad people are speaking out and telling it like it is,,, You know I wanted to do some comedy type sketch where you have a group of people and they
would like a little security for themselves and their families, so they hire like a security firm, would go a little like this...
Customers rep: Me and my good friends here would like a little security around the area as we have had a few burglaries and a few unsavory characters
hanging around. We also need some general duties taking care of like road maintenance, street cleaning and keeping the parks nice and tidy for us. Is
this something you can do?
Security firm: Certainly! We will give you a quote and you can let us know what you think...
Customers rep: Wonderful, that is a weight off our minds! We feel safer already... We'll take it!
Security firm: Excellent, we'll be in touch soon...
*some time later*
Security firm: Just to let you know we have run into a few snags it the financial department so we have increased our prices and debited your accounts
Customers rep: Wait, you did what? You just took more money out of our accounts? But, but that is theft!
Security: Look, you want to be safe don't you? So we're making you safe, that costs plenty of money! Plus you want all this other stuff done! I
mean, what would you do without us? We mend your roads and clean your streets and take your rubbish away and make you better when you are sick!
Customers rep: Yes but this was all agreed upon in the quote!
Security firm: Okay you are getting a little aggressive now I will have to ask you to calm down or I will be forced to drag you off and lock you in a
cage until you do! For the safety of the group of course...
Customers rep: What the?? I am the one in charge here young man! I pay your wages!
Security firm: We're just doing our job sir and keeping you all safe... And while we're on the subject you might want to put that cigarette out and
put down the burger as they were outlawed last week, we deemed them not very safe!
Customer rep: Outlawed??? Is this some kind of joke??? We employed you, remember!
Security firm: Ahhhh sir put down the burger... *draws weapon* Sir, I won't ask you again... Put down the burger and step away...
Customer: *mouth half stuffed with burger* WTF...
BANG BANG BANG...
Security firm: dispatch... We have another slime ball for you here... Yeah, just kept stuffing that burger into his face, dirty burger boy! We do
believe he was dealing them too... Think of all the poor kids we have saved from this menace! Send a team to come scrape this piece of **** of the
Something like that anyway... I don't know how people can't see how ridiculous it all is! You could go on of course and have the security firm
taking out loans in the name of their customers etc etc... People would find it stupid and strange... But this is what happens today!