Although I don't believe in organised religion, I do however believe
there is a God and it does seem like God is getting ready to 'smite" his enemies.
First he starts with en.wikipedia.org...
(statue) taking down
a 62 foot staue with lightning and burning it with fire!
Then he heads over to New Zealand in 2010 en.wikipedia.org...
and tussles it a few times..
..and now - well now he just mosies over to the Vatican and..
The Devil came out of the Vatican, he was looking for some souls to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across the 'Creator' sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And then Jesus jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "God let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, God, but give ol' Jesus his due:
"I bet the Earth of gold - for all the souls, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
Then God said: "My name's Yahweh - and 'I AM', that created sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
God you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in the Vatican and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Earth filled with gold.
But if you lose, then Jesus gets the souls.
Well Jesus opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of the Djinn joined in and it sounded something like this.
When Jesus finished, Yahweh said: "Well you're pretty good ol' - "SON".
"But sit down in that chair, on my right - right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The Devil's in the house of the risin' SON.
Jesus in the Vatican, pickin' out souls.
"Religion, is it alright..?"
"No, child, no0o0o."
Well Jesus bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden Earth~pearl in the heavens at Yahweh's feet.
God said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again Son.
"cause I told you once, you SON of a bitch, -
It's COMMANDMENT NUMBER ONE."