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Poll�.sort of�.Fox News�.No Spin Zone

Is it, Bill Oralriley, or Bill Orally

How did Bill �spin� the news of his multi-million dollar settlement for getting outed by an apparently uninterested target of his fantasies? He said a few seconds of spittle, then announced that he would �never speak of it again�. No spin there. This breed of neo-stupid parrots is one of the better �reality� shows on this season. First good ole �Rush� (
(Limberdick) Limbaugh Show about how the system works when a rich, politically connected, white guy gets caught breaking drug laws, vs, how it works when an average guy, white or otherwise(mostly otherwise) gets busted breaking drug laws. Still in the number one spot of course is �Elections 2004� the seemingly never ending saga about two members from a club that worships skulls and bones or dead people, some sh-t like that, who challenge the other to lead America and the rest of the world(by proxy).

American�s Newest Reality Show

�Elections 2004�

starring...................................... Dick Cheney & George W. Bush

guest appearances by ............... John Kerry & John Edwards

cameo appearances by��...Osama Bin Laudun (October 29, 2004), and various other
poorly acted terrorists acts throughout the season

cast of characters....................... U.S. Senators

directed by................................. Karl Rowe
assistant directors...................... Ariel Sharon & AIPAC

cinematography......................... FOX, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, etc,

sound by.................................... Hannity & Coulter

edited by.................................... CIA with assistance from the Mossad

original screenplay..................... New World Order (NWO)

financing.................................... American Taxpayer

If you missed the first few (36) months of the show, don�t fret, nobody got �fired�, or put in prison. For viewers who are unfamiliar with the plot, it goes something like this. The show is advertised as a race for who will be the next President of the United States. Unknown to most of the audience it�s really a race to see if the present administration can get through the elections before the truth about 9-11 becomes public knowledge. Yesterdays show ended with Dick Chaney still threatening to stage another �terrorist attack�, worst than 9-11, if people didn�t vote for the Cheney / Bush ticket.

Kerry scolds Bush about missing explosives even though Rudy (Giuliani) put the blame squarely on the soldiers on the ground. Asking the pentagon about the missing explosives results in their rendition of �chickens running around with their heads cut off�.

Stay tuned ��..to be continued.

Respects,