So there I am with a couple of friends standing in the line at the supermarket checkout. Behind me I heard that sound that strikes fear into any
halfway intelligent person.
I quickly look around to asses my chances of escape and BAM!!!
I immediately leg it leaving my trolley behind. My friends (still in the checkout line) are wondering what the hell is wrong with me.
I look back at them just in time to see them engulfed in another wave of aerosoled snot particles, blasted at them from the lazy fat faced cow behind
them. Bam! another wave hits them. My friends’ wife, a little sharper than her hubby twigs and runs to join me while hubby develops a big grin
because he thinks we’re playing a joke on him.
They are both in bed right now, suffering! Headache, a river of snot, burning throat, blocked ears, eyes streaming, and all because that lazy fat cow
behind us couldn’t be bothered to put her hand over her mouth
when she sneezed.
THAT’S ALL IT TAKES YOU LAZEY AEROSOLES!!!
Just cover your mouth with your hand and that wave of misery coming from your face is almost completely halted. All those particles that hit your hand
are particles that are not floating in the air that WE have to breathe!
I wont take this anymore!!! Whenever I see one of you lazy people spraying your misery over innocent people I’m going to make a scene, I’ll point
at you and shout “UNCLEAN GERM BAG”
I seem to have escaped this last attack by the germ bags, but my friends are really suffering.
I remember a few years ago, when the UK government closed down the Cold Research Centre one of the scientists went on a BBC radio show. He said they
were about a year from developing a cure! Maybe that’s why they closed them down – Big Pharma?
He said that to catch a cold you had to inhale the germ into your lungs. He said you’d be perfectly safe to kiss one of those children you see with
a river of snot running down their face, so long as you don’t breath in the air they exhale.
Just imagine the outcry if I were to lace your drink with a chemical that caused the same miserable symptoms, they’d lock me up for YEARS! Yet these
lazy scumbags can infect people by the dozen, a whole bus full of people, an entire train carriage, a plane load.
Don’t put up with it. The next time someone with streaming eyes and nose opens their fat mouth and blasts you with misery tell them what you think
You sneeze on me and I’m going to point at you and shout “UNCLEAN GERM BAG”
“COUGHS AND SNEEZES SPREAD DISEASES