Someone put me in a coma, please!
Movies are not what they use to be, I think we can all agree there.
Originality has gone bye bye.
This year we have been bestowed with such films as...
Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters
Haunting in CT 2 - Ghosts of Georgia
Do I need to go on? I think I should.
This movie was a coma inducing mind job. Anyone with a mind of their own found this film dull and mind numbing. Anyone who imitates their
personality from mainstream, found this to be, "a good film" ..."Very entertaining"..... "A good film"..... "Very entertaining"....
No one in the midst of reality found this movie enjoyable.
It was dull, boring, Looooooooooooooooooooooooong, and somewhat, long & boring.
My soul was trying to escape my body & return to Hell during the 15th hour of the film.
Some say it should have been called, "The 13th Amendment"... I say it should have been called, "The 13th Hour of this film is what causes your Coma"
No surprises here. This is what you expect it to be.... mindless entertainment and a waste of 80 minutes. The bright side.... it was only 80 mins
It will make you smirk at times, and it serves it's purpose as a mindless date movie, that's all it's worth though. Waste the money on this if you
plan on making out during the film.
**Hansel and Gretel**
If you are a nerd, and loved Lord of the Rings, you might find this tolerable.
I didn't expect much from this, and I was not disappointed in my expectations.
If you enjoy CGI movies, and liked this, you need therapy. I've seen better CGI on YT.
If you enjoy "The Matrix"... real life, not the film, then you might enjoy this fantasy adventure.
**Haunting in Connecticut 2 - Ghosts of Georgia**
If you are as afraid of the title as I was, you were right.
What a waste of time, money, effort, life, time... did I say time?
You know those kind of horror movies that waste your time by scaring you by loud noises and visual nonsense? Well, this won't disappoint you if you
enjoy that kind of horror.
I personally liked this movie when it was called "The Blair Witch Project." Wait.... I'm confusing this with another rip off coming soon... it's hard
to distinguish between all the haze of nonsense in Hollywood.
The ending of this movie will probably make you want to punch your wallet in the face.
I wouldn't watch this film for free on the internet. Don't waste your free time & free money.
If you have watched a decent film in 2013 at the theater.... you're lying.
There is nothing worth spending your hard earned dollars on this year so far... I would tell you if there was. Though these films weren't filmed in
2013, this year has introduced nothing but disappointments so far.
I plan on doing a monthly review of newly released films throughout 2013 right here.
Stay tuned if you want to see more raw analyses of new 2013 releases from one of films most critical conspiracy theorists.... Me.
I hate most of the crap Hollywood is putting out lately... but I love good crap, and I'll be honest when I do find something worth while to the
critical thinker out there.
Save your money folks...
I'll let you know next month what is worth spending your slave labor wages on.
Until then, there is always 80s flicks to keep you numb.
edit on 5-2-2013 by JibbyJedi because: tyops