posted on Feb, 11 2013 @ 08:10 PM
... and here we see, if you look closely, the randomnutterposter. It's rare to see them come out during the day, as they're very secretive
creatures. But if they do come out, you can barely make heads nor tails of what it is they're saying. In this case, we see the randomnutterposter
randomly going on about pig meat. No one knows why, and no one will ever get the reason from the creature itself, so it is left for us to merely
Just way does this creature, detest bacon... the bible? the torah? the qur'an? dominos pizza? The list is endless.
This mystery, as with all others in random land, is a conundrum wrapped in a pickle smothered in bacon grease and best left to congeal overnight next
to the fire place. As only randomsanta can digest the entirety of it all.