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posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 01:26 PM
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I would like to introduce myself.
My typing skills are below par cause i type hick like as i speak.lol

I am from Kentucky and a avid for going against the grain.I am also a pre op transsexual.
I see odd stuff everywhere i go when normal people accept it as normal.

Like at walmart i noticed a box of cracker's UNSALTED SALTINE'S....wtf if there unsalted...how in the heck are they a saltine!!!! it drives me nut's.
Then my wife decides to make a cheese cake...this thing isn't a cake folk's lol..
What is the first thing she buy's to make it?
That's right folk's a graham cracker PIE crust it says it clear as a bell.....So to this day i call it a cheese pie..cause it isn't a dang cake!!!!!!

Love examining nasa /ufo picture's for crazy stuff.
Reverse speech
And anything religion i love to debate it cause no one can ever win.

Well anyways folk's best of wishes to all of ya
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posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 01:36 PM
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Welcome


This place takes some getting used to, but it's a great place to be.

Anywho, greetings from Tennessee, and have a great stay



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 01:44 PM
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reply to post by YouAreLiedTo
 


Thank ya
I do not think i will have a hard time fitting in ...i hope not



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 01:51 PM
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reply to post by Kentucky75
 


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posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 02:19 PM
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You sound like you could be a little Carlinesque with your observations. You should put together 20 minutes and head to your local open mike and see how you do. George Carlin meets Eddie Izzard.

Pre-op transsexual,eh? can't get much more "against the grain" than that, I would say. What does your wife think about that, as though it were anyone's business?



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posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 02:41 PM
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We are great it's a long story
It's what's on the inside that count's is the motto.

She was in love with me the person.Not me the "insert gender stereotype" here.



Now that you mention it i got a lot on common with George..id go as far as to say his hbo specials changed the way i think when i was a kid.Especially on religion



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 02:43 PM
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Thanks for the info super mod.
Sauron thee giant eye always watching the forum....Kinda fit's



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 03:44 PM
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Hullow Kaintuk....
Welcome to the menagerie.....i think youll fit right in with those observations......

Hope ta see yer wit on the boreds....pun intended.....people need a wake up now n then.....i think well be in fer a treat.
regards...s



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 06:13 PM
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Hello and welcome! Love your sense of humor!






posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 06:38 PM
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Hi OP, and welcome,you sound fun! and we could with as many fun people as possible here . Look forward to chatting with you on the boards.



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 10:26 PM
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I am a Kentuckian...


welcome to ATS



posted on Feb, 2 2013 @ 04:15 AM
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Welcome! I'm new myself, and i cant wait to start posting



posted on Feb, 2 2013 @ 04:25 AM
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Rolls out the red carpet, Polishes the Silver and uses deodorant


Welcome



posted on Feb, 2 2013 @ 07:27 AM
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reply to post by TurtleS
 

ummm... you ARE posting now...you must mean to start "threading"



posted on Feb, 2 2013 @ 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by Kentucky75
I see odd stuff everywhere i go when normal people accept it as normal.



That's a good thing...

Welcome



posted on Feb, 3 2013 @ 10:55 PM
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Hi! Someone with a sense of humor is always appreciated!



posted on Feb, 5 2013 @ 03:47 PM
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Originally posted by mysterioustranger
reply to post by TurtleS
 

ummm... you ARE posting now...you must mean to start "threading"




My typing skills are below par cause i type hick like as i speak.lol xt


With that said yeah i do like threading needles when i sew my britches



posted on Feb, 5 2013 @ 03:53 PM
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reply to post by Kentucky75
 


Hell of an intro.

Welcome home. You will fit right in.

If I may add, it is a pleasure to have you around.



posted on Feb, 5 2013 @ 04:09 PM
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Yeah fell free to add me
can never have enough friends in this world





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