posted on Feb, 4 2013 @ 06:52 PM
You can go to any of the following countries Iran, North Korea, Cuba, Syria, Somalia and sometimes China, depending on political issues at any
particular time. They will put you on television or radio (you know Somalia)and all you really have to do then is repeat everything you have told us
(perhaps in a more florid way). From there you will become a part of there system.
Here are some
rules to follow....
*Do not drink the milk in China and in general be very carefull with most if not all liquids
*Authentic Chinese restaurants serve 1/2 fried fish, they leave the upper half still alive.
*With respect o Cuba I really hope you like Octopus and pigeon peas
*Electrical power is on about 4 hours a day
*Mess up in North Korea and one can be thrown out of the cities perminately; there is very little food outside the cities...... I mean really very
* Yeah there is a civil war going on in Syria but they would still accept you for political reasons.
* you would automatically be required to join there military
* In Somalia they would expect you to kill and American prisoner just to show you are loyal.
* There is so little food it is possible some of them are cannibals.
* I saved to best for last, here where you become a spokesmen for war with the US and Isreal.
* This is where looking to see if a drone aircraft is above you becomes something you do
edit on 4-2-2013 by Kashai because: added and modified content