Fluoride-Water (TM) New product to awaken the masses.

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posted on Jan, 31 2013 @ 07:24 PM
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What if ATS starts selling a sports energy drink called flouride water? Instead of vitamins you have poisons like industrial runoff,pesticides,fluoride,lead,arsenic and other goodies.
complete with bright coloring and a funny super bowl ad campaign.Maybe a cartoon character caricature of robert malthus.
It can have information on the nwo,neo-eugenics,banks and authoritarian globalism.

Its unfiltered tap water with a list of toxic additives that is contains. Anti-vitamins!




posted on Jan, 31 2013 @ 07:27 PM
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If you are trying out your new standup comedy routine here on ATS, I suggest you go back and rewrite your script.



posted on Jan, 31 2013 @ 07:31 PM
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Many have already been doing this...

mercedpediatricdentistry.com...

www.filtersfast.com...

si.wsj.net...

Just to name a few.
They target children.... doesn't get much sicker, or evil, than that.



posted on Jan, 31 2013 @ 08:50 PM
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some boobs might still buy it but I get your point...really point out the obvious about flouridated water but poland springs has beat you to it with their childrens bottled water with flouride added..my wife purchased a case and I dumped a couple out here and there...people don't care...we smoke, we drink, we do drugs-we are our own worst enemy...we can easily say no to stuff but regardless of being educated or not it still does not matter to some...



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 08:47 AM
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I'm with you so far OP.

But how do we market such a drink to Congress without anyone else buying it?



posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 09:22 AM
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Originally posted by chasingbrahmanBut how do we market such a drink to Congress without anyone else buying it?


Throw in complementary hookers....
Have lobbyists pass it out...
Tell them that it is illegal for taxpayers to drink but not politicians....
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posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 07:32 PM
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Put gmo soy protein into the beverage.

Remove most of the sugar and put neotame,aspartamine,acesulfame.(Diet Flouride-Water)

Add sodium benzoate,monosodium glutamate,and phenylaline(to preserve flavor).

Why not?

Then make a alcoholic version call Fluoric Premium Draft with 10% alcohol volume.
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posted on Feb, 2 2013 @ 11:24 AM
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www.youtube.com...'
kind of like this





 
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