posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 06:19 PM
Ive been unbelievably lucky the past few months myself.
Not sure how its happened (maybe word of my good trustworthy nature has gotten around) but Ive been contacted by several people, Wives of deceased
bankers, political activists, business magnates, even royalty!!!!! mostly from Africa asking if they could use my bank account to transfer millions of
$ to keep it out of the hands of corrupt dictators.
In some cases they are willing to give me 70% of the fortune just for helping them.
All I needed to do was transfer a few measley $1000 to each of them so they could access then transfer the funds.
I hate to take advantage of people though and when I transferred the money to get the ball rolling I told them they only needed to give me a Million
and they can have the rest back.
Expecting my bank balance to get ridiculously huge very soon, drinks on me when it all comes through
On top of the financial windfalls I was contacted by a girl named Stacey who has had a crush on me for years and is shortly moving to my area, she
says when she gets here she is going to do some incredibly wild, crazy and dirty stuff to me. She asked me to sign upto her site so being polite I
did, only cost me $50.
But the jokes on her coz I dont even remember a Stacy who I used to flirt with
Some of us are just lucky I guess
edit on 30/1/2013 by IkNOwSTuff because: (no reason given)