posted on Jan, 31 2013 @ 10:33 AM
reply to post by jiggerj
Originally posted by jiggerj
To my wife of 20 years:
Please give my girlfriend my car.
"Honey, I left you the house, but there is one small stipulation: In order to keep the house, you MUST continue paying the rent for my girlfriends'
condo in Florida.
[color=777777](On time every month, & indefinitely, unless she tells you otherwise.)
You reminded me of a joke I recently heard a comedian say. Not really related to this particular discussion, but I thought it was pretty
not word for word, but something like this....
[color=B0F7C5]Any of you guys here ever taken Viagra, but then your date didn't show up?
It wasn't an enjoyable experience.
I waited for her for a lil while, but eventually had to just go back home and waste it on my wife.
edit on 1/31/13 by BrokenCircles because: (no reason given)