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When I die I want my last words to be....

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posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:35 PM
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When I die I want my last words to be....

"I left 5 million dollars under the...... "

Or something just as annoying

Just to wind everyone up


What would you like to be your last words?

Something funny or profound.. deeply mystical or maybe the answer to life, the universe and everything?
(yeah weall know it's 42)




posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:43 PM
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[color=1FFF78]When I die I want my last word to be 'Unquote'.



[color=999999]It just seems appropriate, since the first word mama taught me to say was 'Quote'.



 
 

On the other hand, there is always the possibility that I won't see it coming, and I will miss out on the opportunity to say 'Unquote'.

Due to the fact that I have a lil bit of Redneckian blood flowing through my veins, there is a much higher probability that my last words will be......

"Hey guys, check this out. Here, hold my beer for a second. I'll be right back. Now watch this!!"





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posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:47 PM
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"I told you I was sick" lol



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:48 PM
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"And back to the mixing bowl i go"



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:49 PM
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My last words:

"My love for you all is eternal...I am going home to Heaven now."



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:49 PM
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Kiss my cool ass grim reaper!



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:49 PM
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I wish I wasn't so slow.
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posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:49 PM
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Been there, done that... Wore the ##snipped## tshirt..
edit on Wed Jan 30 2013 by DontTreadOnMe because: Mod Note: Do Not Evade the Automatic Censors



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:52 PM
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"Goodbye cruel world...".

However, I found the, "I hid $5 million hilarious!".



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:52 PM
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I want my last words to be "Arrgackkkkk!"
Then I release my bowels and clear the room.



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:55 PM
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Originally posted by superman2012
Well..my first was "quote", so it would be only fitting my last word was "unquote".
I heard that from some comedian and I thought it was genius...too bad I'm done having kids.

Steven Wright.



You're too slow though, I already used it.



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:56 PM
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brilliant...

I'm having a good giggle here right now..

got some good stuff there



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:58 PM
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" ohhhh fuuuuuu.........."

i expect my death certificate to record multiple trauma

and the coroner to rule that my death was " missadventure "

carpe *SNIP* diem
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posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 03:59 PM
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"Here we go!"

...or...

"Stand by for some really intense farting..."




posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 04:00 PM
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Originally posted by BrokenCircles

Originally posted by superman2012
Well..my first was "quote", so it would be only fitting my last word was "unquote".
I heard that from some comedian and I thought it was genius...too bad I'm done having kids.

Steven Wright.



You're too slow though, I already used it.


I changed it to better reflect myself at this juncture.



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 04:01 PM
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"And remember...I'll Always be watching" Then wink at some relatives new girl friend, then pass away.



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 04:05 PM
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avenge me!!!



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 04:07 PM
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Or...

"Ha ha.... just kidding... "

but try to make sure it's at least 5 minutes before i go



posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 04:10 PM
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Wait a minute!!!!!
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posted on Jan, 30 2013 @ 04:11 PM
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When I die I want my last words to be....


I had just enough time left to have sex with the entire Miami Dolphin Cheerleading Squad.






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