Originally posted by Soloprotocol
Scenario.....The Swat teams have burst in you door, they are coming for your shooters, everyone in the street is getting turned over...what do you do.....
1..You crap yer pants and hand them over
2...you dont crap yourself, you ask questions..
3...you arm yourself and make a stand and remind them of the 2nd amendment..
4...you blow your own head off before they steal your spud guns..
5..you cry like a big girls bottom and blame your wife.
6...You tell them you can prise the weapons from my cold dead fingers..
7...you phone a friend..
8..you spark up a fat one and chill cause it just aint worth the hassle man..
9..you arm yourself to the teeth and run for the hills
what would you do??????
Originally posted by StratosFear
Cat piss and hot sauce make a great deterant, and mixed properly it flows thru an old skool super soaker pretty good.
Dont have to shoot back with bullets if they think you`re crazy,and you can do that thing from the movie Training Day, wait til they arrest you and get you into court to sentence you, but right before you go you get some chunky peanut butter and spread it between your cheeks, then as the judge calls you up you stick your hand in it and start licking your fingers, never taking your eyes off the judge. Works everytime...
edit on 25-1-2013 by StratosFear because: (no reason given)