I am an alien trapped in a humans body

I was sent to earth by my people to study earthling interactions. My real form would make most earthlings scream in fear so I must use this weak human form during my time on this planet.

We do not wish to make direct contact because your leaders would probably end up using a nuclear device in fear, we are immune to such primative weaponry but your species would not fare so well, so for your sake we stay hidden, sometimes even as pets, watching you.

I cannot go into detail about my race unless this thread gets lots of flags and stars. Only then can I tell you more.

Originally posted by SecludedGamer
I am an alien trapped in a humans body.

Aren´t we all?

prove it

i cannot go into detail about my race unless this thread gets lots of flags and stars. Only then can I tell you more.

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Well that's a shame. I guess we wont be able to find anything out then.

Oh ya...well I'm a [snip] tiger in a man's body...talk about a fat guy in a little coat.

I could see this happening with Reincarnation or spiritual walk-ins. Though I don't think I have much to say personally as to OP.

Don't worry, you name says it all.

Vs.

Good for you old chap. Welcome to planet earth.

I'm a human trapped in an Alien body, wanna swap??

If the OP was truly an alien, it would not refer to itself as an alien because only those who are not aliens refer to aliens as aliens, if that makes any sense. In other words, the OP would have identified a particular species from a specific planet and given a brief overview of how its current condition was achieved. But the OP just communicates in a manner far too human.

I call hoax.

Edit: read the rest of the OP. Shame on you, SecludedGamer. Shame on you. If you don't know why, then you don't belong on this site.

I'll believe it if you say you know Elvis.

How refreshing. I've missed these threads lately. The National Enquirer has nothing on us. We've got more aliens here as members than they could interview in a lifetime.

pics or it didn't happen!

Shouldn't we find the OP and cut the Alien outa him?
We would be rich

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i cannot go into detail about my race unless this thread gets lots of flags and stars. Only then can I tell you more.

You only get stars and flags when you provide information not the other way round.

The kid is here for stars and flags..like he mentioned already.

G,day mate, er bloke, er kiwi, er thing. i know some people have personnel problems, whilst others have personal problems. i know a good padre. but if you prefer, may i suggest, you just shoot yourself in the foot to relieve the pain, dread and stress of it all.

Oh, Bernard.....how we have missed thee....

Talk about flag grabbing!

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Threads like these are a total joke and it baffled me that mods dont do anything because these threads make all of us look like conplete idiots. you can't proove telekenises communication. this is a flag grab, get with it mods . edit to add: the spaghetti monster i communicate with is not happy with this thread also.

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We have traced your IP and a nuclear device is on it way ;-)