This made me laugh lol!

baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. LOL

It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

you must be the square root of two, because I'm irrational around you.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum how would you want me? smooth or rough?

You're bosons, they give me a hadron.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then i'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Hey girl, what's your sine? Must be pi/2 cuz you're the 1!

sudo apt-get install libromance-noarch

you dont sweat much for a fat lass.