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The corrected understood Revelation 13
1 And I stood upon the substances of the people, and saw myself ****** heightenly out of the people, having seven inch ***** ****s and binary code
whores, and upon my whores binary code whores, and upon my ****s ****ing or **** ****ing or *****ing or ****ing.
2 And I which I saw was fast, and secure, and passionate: and I gave myself masculine power, and masculine seat, and great authority.
3 And I saw one of my ****s as it were wounded to death; and my deadly wound was healed: and all the world in paradise wondered after me.
4 And they worshipped me which gave masculine power unto myself: and they worshipped me, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make love
5 And there on earth was given unto me a laptop computer speaking great things and pornographies; and the internet was given unto me to continue
fort-wise and two months.
6 And I opened my mouth in ***** ****ing against Goddess, to ***** **** my name (Satan), and my place of worship, and all them women that dwell in
7 And it was given unto me to make love with the saints in paradise, and to overcome them: and power was given me over all kindreds, and tongues, and
8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship me, whose names are not written in the non-existent book of life of the Christ slain from the
foundation of the world.
9 If I am single, let me experience.
10 I that leadeth into sexual captivity shall go into sexual captivity: I that ***eth with the tongue must be ***ed with the tongue.
11 Here in paradise is the patience and the faith of the saints.
12 And I beheld another me coming up out of the earth; and I had bisexual whores like a person who is easily cheated, and I spake as a woman regarded
as fierce and formidable.
13 And I exerciseth all the power of the first me before me, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first me, whose deadly
wound was healed.
14 And I doeth great wonders, so that I maketh magic come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men, And deceiveth them that dwell on the
earth by the means of those miracles which I had power to do in the foresight of myself; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make
an image to me, which had the wound by a tongue, and did live.
15 And I had power to give life unto the image of myself, that the image of myself should both speak, and cause attractive females as many as would
not worship the image of myself should be ***ed.
16 And I causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark (spot, stain, smear, smudge, blot, and/or streak) in their
agreement, or in their sexualities: And attractive females no male adult might buy or sell, save I that had the mark (spot, stain, smear, smudge,
blot, and/or streak), or the name (Satan) of myself, or the number (five or one) of my name (Satan).
17 Here in my mouth is wisdom twice.
18 Let me that hath understanding count the Six hundred threescore and six of myself: for 666 is the 18 of a male adult; and my 666 is 9.
19 And let me that hath understanding count the two months of myself: for 60 (days) is the 6 (gigabytes) of a male adult; and my rapture is 3-4.