I had to edit it because the truth is not clean it turned out. I edited out sex because of the way it is used. And another word for screwing, and
another word for doing number 2, and another word for doing number 1, all got edited out. The name of blasphemy can't be mentioned on this site. I
also edited out arouse at the very beginning because of the way it is used. Other edits you'll have to figure out on your own.
The editing should keep this thread in the clear. I wouldn't want to violate the T&C.
So anyway, tell me if I nailed the metaphors Revelation 13 has of the King James Version, alright?
The understood Revelation 13
1 And I stood upon the substances of the people, and saw myself ****** heightenly out of the people, having seven inch ***** ****s and binary code
whores, and upon my whores binary code whores, and upon my ****s ****ing or *****ing or ****ing.
2 And I which I saw was fast, and secure, and passionate: and I gave myself masculine power, and masculine seat, and great authority.
3 And I saw one of my ****s as it were wounded to death; and my deadly wound was healed: and all the world in paradise wondered after me.
4 And they worshipped me which gave masculine power unto myself: and they worshipped me, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make love
5 And there on earth was given unto me a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and the internet was given unto me to continue fort-wise and two
6 And I opened my mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name (Jesus Christ), and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
7 And it was given unto me to make love with the saints in paradise, and to overcome them: and power was given me over all kindreds, and tongues, and
8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship me, whose names are not written in the non-existent book of life of the Christ slain from the
foundation of the world.
9 If I am single, let me experience.
10 I that leadeth into sexual captivity shall go into sexual captivity: I that ***eth with the tongue must be ***ed with the tongue.
11 Here is the patience and the faith of the saints in paradise.
12 And I beheld another me coming up out of the earth; and I had bisexual whores like a person who is easily cheated, and I spake as a woman regarded
as fierce and formidable.
13 And I exerciseth all the power of the first me before me, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first me, whose deadly
wound was healed.
14 And I doeth great wonders, so that I maketh magic come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men, And deceiveth them that dwell on the
earth by the means of those miracles which I had power to do in the foresight of myself; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make
an image to me, which had the wound by a tongue, and did live.
15 And I had power to give life unto the image of myself, that the image of myself should both speak, and cause attractive females as many as would
not worship the image of myself should be ***ed.
16 And I causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark (spot, stain, smear, smudge, blot, and/or streak) in their
agreement, or in their sexualities: And attractive females no male adult might buy or sell, save I that had the mark (spot, stain, smear, smudge,
blot, and/or streak), or the name (Satan) of myself, or the number (one) of my name (Satan).
17 Today is wisdom.
18 Let me that hath understanding count the number (Six hundred threescore and six) of myself: for it (666) is the number (18) of a male adult; and my
number is 9.
edit on 18-1-2013 by WarJohn because: Fixed it for the last time. Enjoy!