You know you're spending too much time on ATS when... (Fill in the blank)

When you see "breaking news" on the television and begin reciting details of the story before the reporter does to your family and friends.

when you have one browser window with the live topics page on there for the whole time the computer is turned on ... and you still check the recent posts page

oh and when you look forward to slayers next thread!

You start talking to your wife about what (insert ATS member name here) said and she gives you a weird look.

reply to post by kdog1982


I know what you mean,my husband keeps telling me not
to fall in love with anyone here,men:shk:

reply to post by mamabeth


That's why I'm honest.
ATS is my mistress and I will always go to her when my wife isn't around.

Edit:

You know you come here too much when you refer to ATS as your mistress.

When take your laptop with you to the toilet because you don't want to miss something.

When your total excitement for the entire day comes from pushing 'send'

P

to much ats is when you go out and have it tattooed on yourself

Originally posted by pheonix358
When take your laptop with you to the toilet because you don't want to miss something.

When your total excitement for the entire day comes from pushing 'send'

P

Thats what God made tablets for... get one. It makes potty and bathtub surfing so much more simple..

Originally posted by eyeinoz

to much ats is when you go out and have it tattooed on yourself

Ahem.. I know who youre talking about. LMFAO!!! Id forgotten. Why did you make me remember that suppressed memory?!

reply to post by vkey08

You know you're spending too much time on ATS when...

1. You actually start considering that it could be an alien / guinea pig / silver back gorilla......and not a rock!
2. Thread conversations and avatars enter your dreams!
3. You start to think that Springer and Skeptic Overlord are Gods, and the Mods are their angels.
4. You start to think that UFO's are not real.
5. You start to think that Bernard Schnitzl has something interesting to say.
6. You can tell which member posted an OP just by the title before you even open it.
7. You are telling family members to "deny ignorance".
8. You have an awesome tin foil hat.

reply to post by eyeinoz


Who did that?

You know you're spending too much time on ATS when,
you prepare for the end of the world and it does'nt happen.

Someone got an ATS tattoo?

When you keep laughing and snorting out loud, and when Hubby asks what's up, you say, 'Oh, it's just another funny thread on ATS'!

You know you're in really deep when your fun family weekend trips for the past ten years mostly revolve around visiting different haunted hotels (and great micro-breweries)... and later when you find yourself texting your kids in college about the Haunted Snow Princess Doll thread... And they text you back.

When you refresh the New Topics button and it's the same New Topics that were there before.

When you check out the "Post a funny picture, I'm bored" thread and say, "Hey, Cranspace posted that same pic last week! Why is it here again?"

When you worry if you haven't seen a "corrective post" from Phage for at least an hour. Is he all right?

When you click on a new thread only to discover you've been snookered by the ATS Drama Queen ranting about not getting a job interview and her boyfriend is whining because she won't sleep with him, and she broke another nail and there's no way she's going to pay off her student loans, and her car broke down, but Jiffy Lube ripped her off, and...and...you know exactly what she is going to say next.

When every UFO pic you look at looks like a bird and you KNOW you are RIGHT!

When you wish John Lear were back telling you the Billy Meier pics are real and there's a soul catcher on the Moon, which has an atmosphere, cities, trees, and resident rodents.

reply to post by Sublimecraft


I was wondering if anyone else had ATS dreams,I am glad that
I am not alone.

Originally posted by caladonea

You wake up at 6am log on to ATS...look at the clock again...and it is 5pm.

If you're in the wrong time zone, you log in at 6 p.m. and when you look at the clock it's 5 a.m.

My husband has one.. ( he is a member here too but doesnt log on often.. just reads over my shoulder) He said you know your wife is on ATS too much when you consider buying her an ATS g-string for Christmas...

reply to post by Advantage


A star for hubby

Originally posted by Advantage
My husband has one.. ( he is a member here too but doesnt log on often.. just reads over my shoulder) He said you know your wife is on ATS too much when you consider buying her an ATS g-string for Christmas...

Maybe they should put that in the Cafepress store

When I'm sitting in my recliner with the PlayStation on, controller in my lap and I'm reading my phone,

When I start cursing at my phone about a post and my wife ask me what's the matter and have to explain haarp, aliens, mkultra, hollow earth, FEMA etc...