You know you're spending too much time on ATS when... (Fill in the blank), page 1

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Topic started on 14-1-2013 @ 07:25 PM by vkey08

I've seen a lot of these over time, and today i just HAD to say something about spending too much time posting, I work from home, as a full time Mom and CGI Artist (and part time for my old job, but I won't get into that) so I hav ea lot of computer time, but I found myself double checkin today when I answered someone's question with:

"But Alex Jones said that they did that out at Bohemian Grove"

So here's my contribution to You KNOW you spend too much time on ATS when:

You start answering questions, quoting well known conspiracy theorists and their reasoning about why it just had to be TPTB that made the coffee wrong..

reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:28 PM by Akragon

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You know you're spending too much time on ATS when...

You see a ]snip]bright orange monkey in your sleep?

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reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:32 PM by WaterBottle

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lol, I think it is supposed to be a sloth.

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reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:33 PM by caladonea

Originally posted by vkey08

You KNOW you spend too much time on ATS when:

You wake up at 6am log on to ATS...look at the clock again...and it is 5pm.

reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:34 PM by WaterBottle

Originally posted by vkey08
I've seen a lot of these over time, and today i just HAD to say something about spending too much time posting, I work from home, as a full time Mom and CGI Artist (and part time for my old job, but I won't get into that) so I hav ea lot of computer time, but I found myself double checkin today when I answered someone's question with:

"But Alex Jones said that they did that out at Bohemian Grove"

So here's my contribution to You KNOW you spend too much time on ATS when:

You start answering questions, quoting well known conspiracy theorists and their reasoning about why it just had to be TPTB that made the coffee wrong..

When you know there is already a thread on an existing topic.

reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:37 PM by ohyouknow

When most of your conversations start with "You know I was reading something on ATS recently..."

reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:38 PM by NarcolepticBuddha

When you pretend you're a moderator and go around the forums alerting all the T&C infractions you can find

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reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:39 PM by Advantage

You know youve been spending too much time on ATS when youre reading the news, see a controversial story, and think to yourself " boy... **insert uptight member's name here** would flip their freaking LID if I posted this.. heheheh".

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reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:42 PM by mamabeth

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I 'fixed' peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and canned soup
for dinner.

reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:43 PM by windword

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HAHA! I work from home too. I'm a little anxious because I'm waiting on the confirmation of a big order, so I came to my office "water cooler" to see what's up.

Threads are boring and repetitive, so I thought about bumping one of my own threads. A failed thread that never got any attention. A post, I thought was funny, ironic and dangerous, but no one touched. Maybe it was the timing, or, maybe it was the title, Radioactive Face? Use This Stuff!.

At any rate, I was bored and ATS wasn't feeding the need, so I started to shamelessly bump my thread, but I just couldn't hit the POST button. Something inside me said "Stop! You need to seek help!" Then I saw your thread. Thank God there's a support group!

reply posted on 14-1-2013 @ 07:43 PM by rockymcgilicutty