posted on Jan, 14 2013 @ 05:25 PM
"Hey, my names Preston the PR man, I make people talk about you for a looooooooooong time which basically makes you more money. Remember the "Saddam
is buying PS3s for a massive supercomputer" story a while ago? Yeah, that was me. I'm a pretty big deal.
Any way Kehhh... Uhh, how do I pronounce the dollar sign? Oh right, Quichea, well, what we've found lately is that you're missing out on the
conspiracy theorist mark- no hear me out! Listen, I can make you so much money you won't even be able to spend it all. Right anyway, as I was saying,
the conspiracy theorists on the internet and... Wait for it... Youtube!
You get money for every so many views on youtube right, this one guy got $15,000,000 or something because he had a billion views, because of
conspiracy theorists! All you have to do is make a video which might have some deeper meaning, like, if you pretend to be an illuminati puppet... Oh,
they're this group that... Nevermind, I'll explain it to your assistant later. Anyway, yeah, just make a few hand gestures like this in your video,
put it on youtube and then I'll toss it around on the internet on ATS and places like that, there'll be a new thread on it every week so you'll get
a guaranteed stream of views, you'll make MILLIONS!"