posted on Jan, 14 2013 @ 02:56 PM
Apparently, on January 13th of this year, a group of 5 people stormed inside a hospital with rocks.
They assaulted 5 nurses, 2 doctors, 13 patients, and 2 officers at the site.
7 people were brutally murdered.
The 5 men were later found dead in a dumpster.
As a result of this, the president took immediate action. He signed a bill that was created 3 hours after the scene. The bill states that it is
required that anyone with a possession of a rock, to be taken into custody and given 5 years in federal prison. That officers have the right to check
vehicle and homes if they feel that the person has possession of such lethal and fatal weapons. If the person with possession of the object refuses to
let go of it, officers have permission to open fire.
Basically: Rocks have been banned and will be confiscated from anyone of any age in possession of rocks. Anyone refusing to turn in the object
with be a threat and can be killed if officers feel that their life and the life of others is in danger.
The U.S military and other NATO country are establishing new Anti-Rock military and security personal around their nations in order to control the use
of such a deadly weapon.
Security at public places have been warned and given the proper equipment to deal with such catastrophic inhumane weapons. School security guards have
also been given flamethrowers in order to protect all students from anyone that is in possession of a rock. Rock detectors have been established as
well. Anyone passing through them that has been detected to have a rock will have pure sulfuric acid dispensed from the detector to the person
(Note: This is just a joke. The point was to mimic the way that the media and governments around the world are acting (exaggerating) towards the use
of weapons (Knives, Guns, etc).