Originally posted by sputniksteve
Escaped on a stolen bulldozer?

HOW do you escape motorcycles on a bulldozer? How?

Easy, he distracted them with the puppy, they were probably too stunned by the cuteness of the little pup to even notice he was getting away on the bulldozer.....

Sheesh...

Originally posted by neformore


A bit of levity here, after all the seriousness in recent weeks - this has to be the most bizarre story I've ever seen the BBC run with on their website.

Nice find S&F! Weird, too.

If this doesn't bring a smile to your face, nothing will.

Uh. And I didn't smile... Then it looks as if nothing will. Reminds me of Kay


"You know, those facial expressions which we humans have?…"

Originally posted by sputniksteve
Escaped on a stolen bulldozer?

HOW do you escape motorcycles on a bulldozer? How?

You obviously haven't played enough Grand Theft Auto.

I've been thinking about this some more, and I believe this is a false flag attack to take our puppies from us!

I am, of course, free to debate Piers Morgan on the issue of Puppy ownership rights, at his leisure.

Originally posted by neformore
I've been thinking about this some more, and I believe this is a false flag attack to take our puppies from us!

I am, of course, free to debate Piers Morgan on the issue of Puppy ownership rights, at his leisure.

That or ban the use of Bulldozers... That's a bigger problem IMO.. You know all those pesky dozers floating around making lots of noise, picking up huge bits of dirt and rocks.... That's the REAL conspiracy..

Maybe he tried to 'kill em with cuteness'

The only thing I can imagine being left out of this story is a Potato


How it's involved I have no clue but it seems to fit.

Originally posted by onequestion
That's hilarious. I wonder how the angels react to that. I wonder if our California chapters would eact the same.

They probably would not do much, they are just regular guys for the most part.

Maybe the man was possessed by evil spirits? Probably whisky and vodka!

I am at a loss for words....... I thought I read the story wrong and had to reread it. This reminds me of those wacky meth demotivationals.......

I remember Adam Carolla used to have a game on Loveline called "Germany or Florida".

He said all the weird news stories came from either Germany or Florida and this crazy-puppy-tosser-guy story sounds like a prime candidate for Germany or Florida!

Man... what to do, what to do with all the crazies running rampant! Then again, this planet would be such a dull place without all the Germany or Florida peoples!