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Chinese Sleeper Cells Across the US? Brain Fart Warning!

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posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 09:47 PM
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Yeah, this is a brain fart, but what do you think?

So, I have this idea that I always tell my wife whew we eat Chinese food in our small town Chinese owned restaurant.

You know how pretty much every town in America has a Chinese restaurant, and most all of them are owned by Chinese nationals?

Why would the government of a communist nation send its nationals over to the US to start up these small free enterprise businesses in this bastion of capitalism? Seems like they're sending their sheep into the proverbial wolf's den.

How likely is it that most of these small town Chinese restaurant full of Chinese speaking Chinese nationals are actually sleeper cells? When things finally go south and China steps up to collect its debt, they kick into action and become our new overlord?

I always tip big and offer lots of complements and nice conversation when I eat there.
edit on 13-1-2013 by incoserv because: clarification/correction




posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 09:55 PM
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Mcdonalds..

It's a one word answer..



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 09:55 PM
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This is how



At least your thinking out side the box.

edit on 13-1-2013 by Infi8nity because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 09:56 PM
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Seriously? I need to be afraid of my local City Wok? Watch out! Stay away from Panda Express!!!!!!!!!!!

More laughable fear mongering brought to you by the members of A. T. S.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 09:59 PM
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Originally posted by bknapple32
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Seriously? I need to be afraid of my local City Wok? Watch out! Stay away from Panda Express!!!!!!!!!!!

More laughable fear mongering brought to you by the members of A. T. S.


Panda express? Not what he was talking about.

You know I do not doubt china using these china town type city's to their advantage.
Their are probably sleepers but not for the specific reason you are talking about.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:01 PM
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I think its exactly what hes talking about. And just when I think ATS wont offer me some more fodder to feast on while the wife is at work, it never fails to deliver.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:03 PM
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Originally posted by bknapple32
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...And just when I think ATS wont offer me some more fodder to feast on while the wife is at work, it never fails to deliver.


Hey, we aim to please!



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:05 PM
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Originally posted by bknapple32
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Seriously? I need to be afraid of my local City Wok? Watch out! Stay away from Panda Express!!!!!!!!!!!

More laughable fear mongering brought to you by the members of A. T. S.


No, no fear mongering. I said it was a brain fart.

Anybody who gets afraid by reading this goofy post has some pretty deep issues they need to deal with.

It's actually joke between my wife and me. I tell her to tip big, so when they take over, she won't have to shovel poop.
edit on 13-1-2013 by incoserv because: I could...



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:06 PM
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Then what is the point of the thread?



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:07 PM
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Originally posted by bknapple32
Then what is the point of the thread?


Meh, maybe should have been in the jokes section...



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by incoserv

Originally posted by bknapple32
Then what is the point of the thread?


Meh, maybe should have been in the jokes section...


In that case, I share the laugh.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:10 PM
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Originally posted by incoserv

Originally posted by bknapple32
Then what is the point of the thread?


Meh, maybe should have been in the jokes section...


Yes.. Unless you believe your "Title" under your name...


I disagree, and edit to:

Let the deceivers be deceived!


edit on 1/13/2013 by Dustytoad because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:14 PM
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There's a thought....



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:16 PM
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Why would the government of a communist nation send its nationals over to the US to start up these small free enterprise businesses in this bastion of capitalism? Seems like they're sending their sheep into the proverbial wolf's den.


Why do you think their government is sending them to North America?
They're allowed to leave China if they have enough money to immigrate into North America.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:25 PM
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Well, I'll admit to feeling the victim of a biological attack after being to a couple local Chinese places....I think that was related to a lack of proper food handling and not any plot by the People's Liberation Army.

I figure with over a billion people and how lax the current Admin is, they could fly thousands in as tourists in a few week period and who'd notice? They can even go buy guns from home easier here than back in China itself. That must be a point of humor to any sleeper agents that would really exist.

The Russians really did have them though..so who knows, it could be.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:50 PM
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On a more serious note: The Chinese Triad...is supplying the Cartels with chemicals and Asian distribution. There is none larger or more experienced in dealing outside the law. It is a big step in the wrong direction....or a wonderful way to rot a country from the inside with crime, meth, and all the stuff that goes along with the drug war.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:50 PM
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This sounds racist to me, funny you don't even get that...



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 10:57 PM
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My small town's Chinese restaurant is owned by Mexicans. True story..



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 11:03 PM
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The people at the Chinese restaurants are so friendly. Maybe they are going to kill us with kindness
Maybe they are going to kill us by overfeeding us and we will all get fat and have heart attacks
Nah, the Chinese are just keeping an eye on their investments.



posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 11:04 PM
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aww man, i like chinese food



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