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posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 07:18 AM
Nothing serious about this thread.
Just some questions that baffle people. Enjoy

Who watched a white, hard thing come out a chicken's ass and thought, "that ought to taste good"?

Why does Goofy stand straight while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

What do you call male ballerinas?

When someone says that the "Song That Never Ends" never ends, why do we automatically start singing it to make sure? (You'll never stop singing)

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Hope that made you smile


posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 02:14 PM
When you put it all like that...sure makes us look stOopid don't it???

posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 02:16 PM
that's some funny SHHHH it

posted on Jan, 13 2013 @ 02:28 PM
Someone REALLY hungry

Goofy had a better trainer


No diner in AZ desert

If he's married, yes.

Because they can touch the paint and not the stars

Same author

people have bad breath

its a secret

fat or skinny either way you lose


dead skin cells

I have a fake tree and I dont wear my xmass stockings

I still wake up every 2 hours

im looking in windows

because some humans aren't decent


I don't sing

real lemon juice is too strong i don't taste my dishwasher soap

whatever color their eyebrows are

bathroom breaks for late night clerks

stupid gov regulations

posted on Jan, 16 2013 @ 01:22 PM
reply to post by Carreau

Man that took some effort

Thanks for taking the time to post

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