Nothing serious about this thread.
Just some questions that baffle people. Enjoy
Who watched a white, hard thing come out a chicken's ass and thought, "that ought to taste good"?
Why does Goofy stand straight while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
What do you call male ballerinas?
When someone says that the "Song That Never Ends" never ends, why do we automatically start singing it to make sure? (You'll never stop singing)
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Hope that made you smile