An open letter to America

Hi guys,

So in survey of approximately 9 people in the tea room at work we composed an open letter to our American cousins

Our dearest cousins we have debated at length (15 minute tea break) and have come to the following conclusions.

1 You keep Piers Morgan and we'll keep Madonna
2 You keep The Jeremy Kyle show and we'll keep McDonalds
3 You keep the 2nd ammendent and we'll keep our unarmed police force
4 You keep 1 direction and we'll keep starbucks
5 You keep the X factor and we'll keep Toys 'R' Us

We feel this is a fair exchange and are willing to hold up our end of the bargain with honour and pride.

Kind regards
The lads in the tea room.

Here in Canada, in the Beer Room , we decided that they can keep Celine Dion, Pam Anderson and Jim Carrey. We keep the NFL.

That doesn't really work because, either way, we still have Starbucks, McDonald's, and toys r us.

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Fair comment but we share Bon Jovi.
Oh and the eagles

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You can keep Madonna,McDonald's, unarmed police and Starbucks- but you are NOT keeping Toys "R" Us! We will release the pent up rage of a million cranky toddlers on you without blinking an eye, and you will beg for mercy which you will not receive!

Originally posted by MJZoo
That doesn't really work because, either way, we still have Starbucks, McDonald's, and toys r us.

Seriously you'd prefer the alternatives ?
And some of my fav times are hunting the kids in Toys are us with a rifle off the shelf, they get sooooooooooooo embarresed it's hilarious.

how about you let me move to canada and american can keep itself without me?

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Can they keep Posh and Becks?

We wouldn't really want anything in return, although we might put up with Brad and Angelina.

Originally posted by littled16
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You can keep Madonna,McDonald's, unarmed police and Starbucks- but you are NOT keeping Toys "R" Us! We will release the pent up rage of a million cranky toddlers on you without blinking an eye, and you will beg for mercy which you will not receive!

Mitigation talks could arranged through a third party but if share toys are us you gotta give us the colnels secret recipe

Originally posted by Knobby
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Can they keep Posh and Becks?

We wouldn't really want anything in return, although we might put up with Brad and Angelina.

Sorry my friend rumour has it west ham is after his golden boot and god knows they need it.
I'm afraid the rest come as a package but as a bonus for you we could swap them for our papparazi

I wouldn´t keep any of those no matter what side i would be lol.. keep arguing

Originally posted by cody599

Mitigation talks could arranged through a third party but if share toys are us you gotta give us the colnels secret recipe

Arrangements for mediation can be arranged, but if we give you the secret recipe the cole slaw will not be included in the negotiations.