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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
snip Then, printee 2, a coworker prints something else, without noticing the extra document they pick up both documents and walk away. Printee 1 comes back looking for the document they printed. Finding nothing they head back to their desk to try again.
The copier is the same except a little worse. You walk up to it and press a button to wake it up. No response. So press another, and another, finally it stirs. Something is happening. Put the original in, press print, nothing happens.
Copier display cheerfully says, “please wait, warming up”.