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posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 05:55 PM
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I have been contacted by one of their embassadors who told me that they would like to migrate and settle on Earth but the world powers have refused their request.

The aliens are the greys from Zeta Reticuli star system, and are considering moving here in secret if public opinion is supportive of them as they don't want to cause any problems to us. Their mission during their stay will focus on scientific studies and they will cause no harm or interference to humans.

What should I tell them?




posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 05:57 PM
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... Bernard?



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:00 PM
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Originally posted by hotbread
I have been contacted by one of their embassadors who told me that they would like to migrate and settle on Earth but the world powers have refused their request.

The aliens are the greys from Zeta Reticuli star system, and are considering moving here in secret if public opinion is supportive of them as they don't want to cause any problems to us. Their mission during their stay will focus on scientific studies and they will cause no harm or interference to humans.

What should I tell them?


Tell them 'NO'.

Is an "embassador" kind of like an earth ambassador?


I wonder why they contacted you, of all people. Any idea?



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:01 PM
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They need to contact their real estate agent and complain. There's clearly a "No Vacancy" sign in orbit...if they bothered to look.


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posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by hotbread
I have been contacted by one of their embassadors who told me that they would like to migrate and settle on Earth but the world powers have refused their request.






The aliens are the greys from Zeta Reticuli star system, and are considering moving here in secret if public opinion is supportive of them as they don't want to cause any problems to us.


I heard the Greys from Zeta Reticuli are undesirable. Scuttlebutt is they were asked to leave the last three star systems they previously set up shop in. They park their saucers on the front lawn, Have wild probing parties till the wee hours of the mornings, Constantly abducting people etc etc etc


What should I tell them?


I'd ask for 3 personal references.
Reptoids references should be considered suspect.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:02 PM
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www.abovetopsecret.com...

Why do u even bother? Maybe your just gathering information responses. IDK
Posting stuff like this is pointless. Your threads get shot down in a instant.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:05 PM
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Sure, invite them on over. I hear they taste like chicken



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:06 PM
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Tell them no, last time one of them tried that he ran up a major phone bill calling home.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:09 PM
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Originally posted by hotbread
I have been contacted by one of their embassadors who told me that they would like to migrate and settle on Earth but the world powers have refused their request.

What should I tell them?


Tell 'em to take a number and sit quietly until called.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by woogleuk
Tell them no, last time one of them tried that he ran up a major phone bill calling home.


Haven't you seen the commercials? With Vonage, you get one flat rate



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:10 PM
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Great, there goes the neighborhood.......and I just recovered the market value of my home.....only a matter of time before they are borrowing the lawn mower and a cup of worms....~sigh~



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:11 PM
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Its a known fact that alien grays should be cooked like poultry/fish and accompanied with a nice chilled glass of pinot grigio. Lightly buttered with rosemary and garlic and served with angel hair pasta would be best. Don't eat the heads though.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:12 PM
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What should I tell them?




Oh Schnit



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:12 PM
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Originally posted by Unidentified_Objective
Its a known fact that alien grays should be cooked like poultry/fish and accompanied with a nice chilled glass of pinot grigio. Lightly buttered with rosemary and garlic and served with angel hair pasta would be best. Don't eat the heads though.


The bland color just really throws me off though, you know that presentation is everything



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:12 PM
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Tell them China has the room, and has built a whole butload of empty cities, just waiting to be occupied.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by hotbread
I have been contacted by one of their embassadors who told me that they would like to migrate and settle on Earth but the world powers have refused their request.

The aliens are the greys from Zeta Reticuli star system, and are considering moving here in secret if public opinion is supportive of them as they don't want to cause any problems to us. Their mission during their stay will focus on scientific studies and they will cause no harm or interference to humans.

What should I tell them?
This sounds like something that can not be taken lightly!
I suggest consulting a Magic 8 Ball or better yet an Ouija Board.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:14 PM
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No wonder ATS gets laughed at.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this OP quoted in some rag soon.

Sad.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:15 PM
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I have a vacancy,
they can park there saucer in my garage while i back engineer it and make my bike fly.



posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:17 PM
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posted on Jan, 4 2013 @ 06:17 PM
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Do they have vaginas? We could really use some more vaginas.......





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