Do aliens have their own ATS?

I think being advanced in culture would ensure that aliens would have a site like ATS. It makes a lot of sense really, they are educated and free thinking right?

Well I am sure that aliens are discussing us humans on a site like ATS and they are wondering the same things that we wonder. So do Aliens really have a site like ATS?

reply to post by magma


They are here.
They have strange sceen names .

Phage

Slayer

Most mods, just to refererence a few.

You have found their home.

Deny Ignorants.

Happy 2013.

reply to post by magma


Yes, alien societies have no doubt documented our sad history as a human race. War, politics, greed, lust, etc...

We are likely known as a society with little cohesiveness and control over our emotions. Primitive.

Maybe their own history had a similar stage.

reply to post by magma

They did until they discovered ATS.

Oh, sure. Lots. Earth literature, art, music, TV, movies, sports, food & drink formulae, plus alien-made documentaries of war and arial encounters, etc. get streamed back royalty-free to every advanced planet within 50 light-years and discussed on niche forums by anthropologists and fans.

Just for fun, let's go here. It's obviously intended for fun.

"while out on a white space rafting trip with friends Gorman Glubb swore he saw on the 3rd rock hazard a biological life form. This sighting included a craft traveling along the natural lines that are known and well documented as hazards for rafters in the area. Glubb states the craft was of the square variety and had windows all the way around. He says he saw one individual inside and could hear a very loud jangling sound. Glubb has no evidence of this and having searched the planet long ago so it could be used as a rafting area, it is well documented that the only intelligent beings on this planet are large land grazers and their predators...."

Originally posted by SeenAlot
Just for fun, let's go here. It's obviously intended for fun.

"while out on a white space rafting trip with friends Gorman Glubb swore he saw on the 3rd rock hazard a biological life form. This sighting included a craft traveling along the natural lines that are known and well documented as hazards for rafters in the area. Glubb states the craft was of the square variety and had windows all the way around. He says he saw one individual inside and could hear a very loud jangling sound. Glubb has no evidence of this and having searched the planet long ago so it could be used as a rafting area, it is well documented that the only intelligent beings on this planet are large land grazers and their predators...."

edit on 2-1-2013 by SeenAlot because: Speling champeen!

I forgot to tell you!!!! While on the blue rock, Gorman managed to get a picture of one of them. Did he not show you? It's really frightening, like staring into a blazzar. I'll send you the link.




What is that all over their heads? Is that fur? It's so primitive.

If they never evolved past petty conspiracies and making unsubstantiated claims on web forums & refusing to think logically.......then surely, said alien race would have blown themselves up or devolved into primates or tree dwelling creatures that killed each other off by smashing rocks on each others heads because they were paranoid that a group of elite were conspiring to take their precious tree fruits, their rocks, and wanted to sterilize them. Because when you refuse to use the parts of your brain that are required for critical thought & logic, there's a good chance your offspring won't turn out too well.

Nah. I doubt they have a conspiracy website. They're probably a more free thinking, sober and open society.

What a ridiculous question ! Asking it was dumb and trying to answer it in a logical and reasoned way is even dumber.
GOD !!!!! Has this site really been reduced to such a low level ?

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That's not a primitive. Its not clear enough could been swamp
Gas from Jupiter.

please see my avitar....

reply to post by OtherSideOfTheCoin


Crap, the MIB's have arrived. Just surrender.

Originally posted by sayzaar
What a ridiculous question ! Asking it was dumb and trying to answer it in a logical and reasoned way is even dumber.
GOD !!!!! Has this site really been reduced to such a low level ?

What's the problem?

It is a fair question.

reply to post by magma


Yes, of course they do.
We need to create a subspace WIFI link between worlds so that we can surf their internet.
We will get their Triple Play and they could pay for a Verizon Triple Play.

Most of the aliens I know usually use Yahoo! Answers. I'm not really sure why. I think they harness the power of stupidity to fuel their engines.

Originally posted by OtherSideOfTheCoin
please see my avitar....

Yeah.....he was in the middle of posting on mobile until he was interrupted by a call.
Looking at how he's dressed, he's probably affiliated with the "alien elite" and his mission is to spread disinformation.

Do aliens have their own ATS?

No.