Chavez died in Osama Bin Laden's compound in Tora Borra in 2005. He was replaced by a CIA flesh robot and has been selling coc aine to the Queen
of England ever since. His supposed 'death' yesterday is simply due to a malfunction of the robots groin motor.
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