Can I spider clean out your throat?

The other day, out of the corner of my eye I saw a tiny baby spider - hanging in front of my face from his tiny string, So i'm like, SMASH! # a spider.

So my nose been stopped up a few days now. I can't breathe through my nose, therefore I sleep with my mouth wide open. Drooling all over the pillow.

Anyway I was wondering if another baby spider could come down on it's tiny string and land in my mouth - and instead of attacking me, eating any bacteria I may have? And being completely harmless? Rather helpful?

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sanka what ya smokin?

Smash... # an op!

lol

What is it, next year already???

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What spiders eat bacteria? There is your answer. If you have bugs in your throat, you may be in business.

Hey if Bear Grylls eats um' they MUST be good, RIGHT?



Does the average person consume four spiders per year in his sleep?
www.straightdope.com...

What is an I spider? Like an Iphone?

Gs

Yes that sounds exactly like the nose mucous eating spider of Guatemala. Be careful with them if they're hungry they wont stop at mucous.

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GermanShep,

I really laughed at your post. Very funny.

It was funny to me, because I also wondered what an "I spider" was.

It all makes sense now.

Sorry if I have no link to share, but I've a heard a few times in the last months that the average person swallows about 8 spiders a year... :O