I'd share the story with you, but it's classified and above your pay grade.
Just be thankful and try not to mess up so bad again, I'm getting older now, the mood swings come more often and if you catch me at just the right time, I may not bother with saving you again.
ETA: thank you to all my underlings who have already responded. Good work, you will see bonuses in your next paycheck.
Now, leave me to get my beauty sleep and don't forget my latte in the morning, you know I can get cranky.
~Her Majesty, Queen of the Universe
edit on 27-12-2012 by L8RT8RZ because: (no reason given)