posted on Dec, 26 2012 @ 12:09 AM
How about digging a shallow grave deep enough for you to lie down in on the edge of the grave yard. Put some astroturf or leaves over the pile of dirt
so it is hidden and use a Halloween prop grave stone.
Then go get your self some Knox gelatin(clear unflavored jello used in canning available at most grocery stores), strawberry or cherry jello(red being
the key), some cotton balls, and a little light green face paint. Mix the Knox in hot water to dissolve it then pull apart and flatten the cotton
balls and put them in the mixture. While they soak, randomly apply the face paint, but not to cover and blend well. Then put the cotton balls on your
face at random places and allow to dry. They will become firm and curl and peel away in places. Apply a touch of face paint to the areas that stay
attached and blend in. Mix your red jello and allow to cool to warm so you don't scald yourself and apply to the cotton that is pealing away to dull
the white and give a blood color. This will not look real in the light unless you really spend some time working it but in the dark and a flash of a
flashlight will look very real.
Decorate the grave site as much as you can afford with flowers, I suggest silk from a dollar general store if possible. Lay down and cover the "grave"
with a grass or leaf covered "lid" and wait. When they arrive and attempt to take the flowers, arise from the grave and demand their heads.
Its as simple as that. I would venture to say they will never return.
edit on 26-12-2012 by Agarta because: Spelling