There should be a clause in the marriage contract for husbands who have colds!

Beez, its funny, EVERYONE else around me got the coold, flu, etc etc, except me.
I can chalk it up either living alone or my very healthy lifestyle (cigarettes and a coke daily)

Get better, and I think you should press charges against your wife for neglect....

ETA: Isnt that Simon Pegg in that video?

As the title suggests, there should be a clause in the marriage contract for husbands suffering from such debilitating illnesses.

I'm sure it's already been said, but "in sickness and in health" is the clause. It's there for a reason.

We men are babies when we're sick. It's because we're built to handle external pain, not internal...and, because we don't routinely get a weird sickness every month, when we DO get sick, it's much more of a shock to our system.

Now, I can admit I'm not a fun guy when I'm sick. My wife does try and take good care of me when I am, though she needs to get over expecting me to do anything more than rest and recover. When she's sick, I try and do everything for her, so she knows she can expect the same attention.

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I laughed at this. Man up and put your vicks on yourself. You've got big boy panties right? Pull em up Mr.





Women have kids to feed, meals to make, house to clean....no time for that hunty.