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posted on May, 5 2003 @ 07:30 AM
Lol, well I don't know if anyone will read this, but hi! I am new to this place so...just wanted to say a friendly hello to all you people here. Thanks.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 07:34 AM
Welcome and enjoy your stay.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 07:45 AM
Welcome to the house of fun...

...don't mind the screams of agony down the hallways...its just your mind playing tricks on you...

...hehehe...seriously tho'....welcome, if you have any problems or questions, just hollar and someone will surely be able to help...


posted on May, 5 2003 @ 07:51 AM
Welcome to our humble abode.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 07:55 AM
Dont believe their lies, ATS is a hive of scum and villany, equal to the Mos Eisley cantina in wretchedness. Leave while you still can bunny, before they make you into bunny soup!

Welcome and have a nice day.


[Edited on 5-5-2003 by xaos]

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 09:51 AM
Get out before its too late!!

Oh wait, it IS too late!!

Welcome to the psyche ward. Medication is at 7 am!

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 10:01 AM
Aw man, I missed my meds!

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 11:27 AM
Welcome to ATS punk!

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 01:08 PM
They gave me your meds as well as mine, last night, Lurker.
Who am I but a simple patient, I have no business correcting them. When I talk back, they withhold my electroshock therapy.

Bunny, (If that is really who you are), have a good stay here at ATS. There are rules and regs attached to this community as all others, so learn them and don't break them. If you do, William will bring a Rottweiller over to sexually violate you. If you grow to enjoy the violations, you will be escorted to the city limits and not allowed back.

Another thing to remember, the longer you stay here, the less likely it is you will ever leave. Oh, your spouse may leave you, you may miss the childrens' graduation ceremonies and wedding because you are in here instead of reality, but we'll always be here for you. And when you get mad at us, you can always turn off the computer until you forgive us, and nobody will mind!

Stick around, kick off your shoes, put your feet up.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 01:29 PM
hi bunny, blackwidow here, nice of you to find us, but now its too late for you too stay sane and free????????????????????????????


posted on May, 5 2003 @ 03:17 PM
Welcome to ATS Bunny!

Watch out for TC ... He bite's sometime's. Unless he get's his med's of course.

Oh ... and William ... Be carefull around him. I hear he's a little shifty.

And of course, keep an eye out for me. I'm the ATS Nymph!

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 03:21 PM
Welcome to the Realm of Posting, where a discussion can turn into a WAR in less than a post.

Good Luck at ATS!!!

P.S. Looking forward to see how you post.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 03:27 PM
Welcome to the board. Once your enter ATS there is no way out.

And do be careful around William he gets cranky sometimes.

Nice Star Wars referance Xaos.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
Bunny, (If that is really who you are), have a good stay here at ATS.

Chavez, maybe he's that Anton LaVey lookalike the mcqueen scion everyone talks about?

just kidding

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 04:06 PM

What da ya mean meds?Nobody ever gave me any.
Sheesh and I'm the one banging my head on a cement wall.

posted on May, 5 2003 @ 04:32 PM

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 02:16 AM
Welcome punkbunnyblink. Now repeat after me: " Equity law is not common law, equity law is contract law, when you sign a government form, you usually place yourself into the jurisdiction of equity law. In contract law (or equity law), the constitution no longer applies, only the terms of the contract applies". Now every day after you get up, repeat this three times until you get it right. (Thomas Crowne will understand the humor of this post.)

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 02:38 AM
Welcome to the asylum, p-bunny-b: remove the right-hand button from your mouse, and join in the therapy-session.

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 05:05 AM
Lol thank you guys for all of the wonderful welcomes!

posted on May, 6 2003 @ 08:58 AM
Be sure you're properly fitted for your straight-jacket in time for volleyball with the leprechans at 5pm, but you have to being your own racket...

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