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How Many Mayan Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

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posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 08:56 PM
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100...1 to hold the bulb and 99 to tell them it's the wrong bulb.




posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 09:21 PM
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2012. They walk by one by one, look at the light bulb and make awful predictions of doom and gloom. 2011 of them walk by this way. The last guy walks by, picks up the bulb, and screws it in. "What took you so long?" asks the sage sitting there, finally illuminated.



posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 09:24 PM
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how many mayans?

none! They didn't have electricity nor light bulbs!



posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 09:30 PM
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One.

[woman] this light is burned out, can you change it?
[man] working on this calendar, give me a minute
[woman] you done yet?
[man] fine, i'll change it now. I'll work on the calendar later, not like it's going to be the end of the world or anything.






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