ARGGHHHHHHHHH... THE END OF THE WORLD IN FRANCE...

UUURRRGGGHHHHHHH......

12 :12 and 12 seconds here in France and everyone is dead either struck by a mega giant fiery comet, burned to a crisp by erupting volcanoes, floating up to the sky because of loss gravity, abducted and raped by aliens etc etc etc…

*Sighs and rolls his eyeballs*

Seriously : Warm and sunny here and looking forward to our weekly Friday evening can’t be arsed doing anything else but eat a home made pizza and watch an illegal downloaded zombie film (might as well, i wont get prosectuted for it!) and to top it all off... that nice glass of Cabernet! *smacks lips*

Ok now lets see who the first person to reply back and say that i have my timing wrong... (well, it's the right time where i live!)

Have fun you all.

Kindest respects

Rodinus

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDN9y2vTdUs

*plink*… white dot in middle of computer screen…

Oh noes.

reply to post by Rodinus

Yes, it's true.
By a new EU law, all the restaurants must be staffed by British chefs.

I think we are going to have fun today reading through the different posts...

Anyone seen the post from the mad scientist about the mega quake in London?

I guess the pubs are already open?

Does it mean I have to go to work tomorrow? Probably it was a mistake to tell my boss everything I think about him on the way out tonight...

Del

Erm...

That is definately not funny... that WOULD be the end of the world in France! ;-)

REPORT FROM NEW DELHI at 16:41 21-DEC-2012

ATTENTION ATTENTION

NOTHING HAPPENED

BUT THE NEW ERA HAS BEGUN as of that zero point ; )

I FEEL RELAXED, OPTIMISTIC, AND HAPPY

LOVE & JOY TO ALL IN THE GALAXY ESPECIALLY MY BROTHERS & SISTERS ON EARTH XOXO : )

Warm and sunny you say...It's alright for some.

Here you go my dear....

*Grabs some warmth and sun from the sky and blows it off his palm all the way to the UK*

Ouch... that burns!!!

Well it's nice to see a post in English that is none jingoistic about France.

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