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Originally posted by AceWombat04
My mother emphatically insists she saw Santa as a child having cookies with her father when she snuck out of bed as a child on Christmas Eve. The next morning, large snow boot and reindeer prints were found in the snow on their lawn as well, along with what appeared to be sled tracks.
She is not prone to confabulation or false memories. Thus I consider her a creditable observer and witness. There is always the possibility that this was a ruse on the part of her parents, or a dream, and as such it should be treated with skepticism and critical thought. However I felt it necessary to throw my evidenciary two cents into the hat.
Peace.edit on 12/21/2012 by AceWombat04 because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by polarwarrior
I heard santa was a mushroom. True story bro.
secrets of Santa Claus
The ancient shamans such as the koyak peoples of russia used to collect mushrooms, dry them by hanging them on trees, then load them into a sack and deliver them on their sled pulled by reindeer. That time of year the snow has covered the walls of the yurts (houses) so the shaman climbs through the smoke hole in the roof.
Originally posted by knightsofhonor
reply to post by camaro68ss
The problem is, Why do adults not believe in Santa, if their kids are getting gifts that they didnt buy for them and cant be traced to friends and family buying?edit on 21-12-2012 by knightsofhonor because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by rival
I did the math...
To complete his task in six months Santa would have to visit about sixty dwellings a second.
I don't know anything about relativity bubbles, but Santa must be one hella bad mofo....
not to mention his toy making Elves.
Do the Elves get relativity bubbles as well? 'Cause, if not, I don't want them anywhere
near my family
Originally posted by DreamerOracle
Of course he's real..... I don't make wooden toys for just any old employer. He pays well too, plus a company Sleigh to boot. Have a Great Yule Time ATSers one and all.edit on 21-12-2012 by DreamerOracle because: (no reason given)