Beezzer's End of the World Journal

Star Date, December 20th, A little after 7 pm

I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.

I've hoarded all their food in their rapid departure.

I was going to kill, skin and preserve all the pets they left behind, but all anyone left was a goldfish.

I named it Carl.

Will check in after a bit.

Star Date 7-ish.

Decided to change my appearance to fit in with the post apocalyptic world. I got a Mohawk and now wear leather and feathers.

I also speak with an Australian accent.



Now I'm suddenly afraid of boomerangs and Mel Gibson.

Will check in after a bit.

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I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.

HAHA!

Did you know that in the "Epic of Gilgamesh" the "Noah" guy, who's name was Utnapishtim, tricked his town members into building the ark for him by saying that the God Enlil hated him and it would behoove the town to help him build a boat so that he could move away from them, and down the Euphrates, thus sparing the from God's wrath?

Star Date a minute after.

Am now regretting the Mohawk.

Will wear a hat.

A blue hat.

Will check in after a bit.

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I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo

I told people I have herpes and am expecting an end of the world kiss.
Suddenly my building is empty....for the ones that didn't leave at first....I have aids and want a tongue kiss before its over.
Here i sit alone.....take note folks...this is some real survival stuff.

Originally posted by beezzer
I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.

Hloy smokes! That single line made my day!!

Many thanks to you, for the laugh you have generated will carry through to the bitter end...of my bottle anyway...

See you on the other side of tomorrow!!

Tom

S&F for you - I can't wait to read more of your posts tonight

A bunny has the time to type? I know they multiply like crazy to thrive and survive Stop typing...start/keep multiplying...go with a Bang if you have to

Captain's Log
Star Date @7:30 pm.

Couldn't decide whether to hunt or collect firewood for warmth.

Gave myself a manny-pedi instead.

The sky is dark.

Is it because it's nighttime, or is it Nirubu?

I'll check back in a bit.

Originally posted by windword
reply to post by beezzer

 

I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.

HAHA!

Did you know that in the "Epic of Gilgamesh" the "Noah" guy, who's name was Utnapishtim, tricked his town members into building the ark for him by saying that the God Enlil hated him and it would behoove the town to help him build a boat so that he could move away from them, and down the Euphrates, thus sparing the from God's wrath?

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Start a thread on this.

Originally posted by DrumsRfun
I have aids and want a tongue kiss before its over.
Here i sit alone.....take note folks...this is some real survival stuff.

Here you go, DrumsRfun, a kiss from the inside view.



Gross! And, I have no idea how they filmed that.

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Is the Earth starting to stand still or something? It's 6:30PM here and I'm thousands of miles away from you!

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now thats just creepy!!

Originally posted by beezzer
Couldn't decide whether to hunt or collect firewood for warmth.

Beezzer, make a stockpile of your special oatmeal raisin cookies. They'll harden and you can use them for firewood later.

Originally posted by beezzer
Now I'm suddenly afraid of boomerangs and Mel Gibson.

Will check in after a bit.

Perhaps you could calm your fears by enjoying a nice game of Bezzerwizzer. I saw this in the store the other day and was reminded of fluffiness.

I would not be surprised if you are already aware of the game created in your namesake!

Star Date 8675309 (Jenny, Jenny. . . . . . . )

For a moment it went dark. Completely dark.

No lights.

Then I realized I was blinking slowly.

Will report back later.

Beezzer I am posting now so that I may follow your journey to the end (or until nap time, whichever comes first)!

I salute your bravado sir!

Originally posted by Turkenstein

Originally posted by windword
reply to post by beezzer

 

I've successfully gotten rid of everyone in my apartment building by spreading a rumor that Honey Boo Boo and family would be moving in.

HAHA!

Did you know that in the "Epic of Gilgamesh" the "Noah" guy, who's name was Utnapishtim, tricked his town members into building the ark for him by saying that the God Enlil hated him and it would behoove the town to help him build a boat so that he could move away from them, and down the Euphrates, thus sparing the from God's wrath?

edit on 20-12-2012 by windword because: (no reason given)

Start a thread on this.

Done! www.abovetopsecret.com...

Star Date Doomcember 20th, 2012

It's been two hours since I've started my survival journal. The food is almost gone. Water is still running. Am thinking of resorting to canabalism or ordering a pizza (I have a coupon).

Oh Lord, the decisions one must make when survival is on the line.

Will post later as to what I decide.

*sob*

Star Date. . . oh hell, who am I kidding.

We've descended into anarchy. We are the huns, the barbarian hoardes.
(oh god, I hope I can get through this)

Just a short while ago, I went to my local Starbucks and Carlos, the second shift barista wasn't there.

Carlos wasn't there!

*sob*

He was the only one to put shaved unsweetened dark chocolate on my mocha frappaccino's.

But he's gone now.

Darkness has truly fallen across the land.

Am contemplating dark thoughts while I finish off the bread sticks from the pizza order.

Dark thoughts.