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Repent Now, For The End Is Near. Ascension

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posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 08:17 PM
I would like to repent for my ridiculous December 21st posts and or threads.

It's just so clear to me now, now that my ascension has "kicked in", that the end of the world doesn't mean the end of the world. It means the end of the Time that we know.

I'm so totally happy that I have started my ascension.
I feel the energy pulsating throughout my body as I rise higher and higher.

I can't wait until the 22nd, that's when the accession bonus round kicks in and points start to count as double points.

And the 23rd will bring the ultimate in climatic rejuvenation.

When I "come back down" on the 24th I will instantly know Esperanto and the true meaning of world peace and inner peace.

I will have seen the face of God and it looked like us.

I will make sculptures out of my gun collection and suddenly realize how to convert enough energy with my mind to power my house.

Things are going to be great, huh? This ascension thing is really starting to kick off.

But, I'm sure all of you already know this and are experiencing the same thing.

Love and peace and harmony with whales, chipmunks, priests and hookers alike.

posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 08:26 PM
You posted this in the wrong thread. The joke section is somewhere else. Anybody can find 'enlightenment' as long as they seek after it and open their eyes and acknowledge their own ego.

posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 08:36 PM
maybe you should call Kate bush for a duet?

posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 08:36 PM
reply to post by TheProphetMark

Well, I thought about the joke thread, believe me, because, of course I'm joking.
But I also felt that I was chit-chatting to an extent.

Anyways, I just wanted to talk about and prepare for the onslaught of fake "something really happened" but they're not telling us about it threads.

posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 08:38 PM
reply to post by 0bserver1

That's crazy, I have been listening to her a lot recently. This past week alone on my ipod I played her the whole way to work on the subway. weird..

posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 02:22 AM
reply to post by FinalCountdown

I know you did....

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